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DeStress Fest!: Cheesy "Dad" Jokes

Remote distressing to finish the semester

Past "Dad" Jokes

Wedesday 5/6

Dad Joke Day 1: Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, What's your favoite kind of music? The other says "I'm a big metal fan"

Did you groan?
Yes: 1 votes (100%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 0 votes (0%)
It made me yawn: 0 votes (0%)
Total Votes: 1

Saturday 5/9

Dad Joke Day 3: There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator!

Did you groan?
Yes: 0 votes (0%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 0 votes (0%)
It made me yawn: 1 votes (100%)
Total Votes: 1

Tuesday 5/12

Dad Joke Day 7: Which country has the fastest growing population? Ireland, everday it's Dublin!

Did you groan?
Yes: 1 votes (100%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 0 votes (0%)
It made me yawn: 0 votes (0%)
Total Votes: 1

Thursday 5/7

Dad Joke Day 2: What does an atom say when it loses an electron? Man, I really gotta keep an ion them!

Did you groan?
Yes: 0 votes (0%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 1 votes (100%)
It made me yawn: 0 votes (0%)
Total Votes: 1

Sunday 5/10

Dad Joke Day 5: What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the reast of the days are weekdays!

Did you groan?
Yes: 0 votes (0%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 1 votes (100%)
It made me yawn: 0 votes (0%)
Total Votes: 1

Friday 5/8

Dad Joke Day 3: Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them!

Did you groan?
Yes: 1 votes (100%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 0 votes (0%)
It made me yawn: 0 votes (0%)
Total Votes: 1

Monday 5/11

Dad Joke Day 6: What do you call Mac n' Cheese that gets all you in your face? Too close for comfort food!

Did you groan?
Yes: 1 votes (100%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 0 votes (0%)
It made me yawn: 0 votes (0%)
Total Votes: 1