Skip to Main Content
It looks like you're using Internet Explorer 11 or older. This website works best with modern browsers such as the latest versions of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, and Edge. If you continue with this browser, you may see unexpected results.

DeStress Fest!: Cheesy "Dad" Jokes

Remote distressing to finish the semester

Past "Dad" Jokes

Wedesday 5/6

Dad Joke Day 1: Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, What's your favoite kind of music? The other says "I'm a big metal fan"

Did you groan?
Yes: 2 votes (100%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 0 votes (0%)
It made me yawn: 0 votes (0%)
Total Votes: 2

Saturday 5/9

Dad Joke Day 3: There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator!

Did you groan?
Yes: 0 votes (0%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 0 votes (0%)
It made me yawn: 1 votes (100%)
Total Votes: 1

Tuesday 5/12

Dad Joke Day 7: Which country has the fastest growing population? Ireland, everday it's Dublin!

Did you groan?
Yes: 1 votes (100%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 0 votes (0%)
It made me yawn: 0 votes (0%)
Total Votes: 1

Thursday 5/7

Dad Joke Day 2: What does an atom say when it loses an electron? Man, I really gotta keep an ion them!

Did you groan?
Yes: 0 votes (0%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 1 votes (50%)
It made me yawn: 1 votes (50%)
Total Votes: 2

Sunday 5/10

Dad Joke Day 5: What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the reast of the days are weekdays!

Did you groan?
Yes: 0 votes (0%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 1 votes (100%)
It made me yawn: 0 votes (0%)
Total Votes: 1

Friday 5/8

Dad Joke Day 3: Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them!

Did you groan?
Yes: 1 votes (100%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 0 votes (0%)
It made me yawn: 0 votes (0%)
Total Votes: 1

Monday 5/11

Dad Joke Day 6: What do you call Mac n' Cheese that gets all you in your face? Too close for comfort food!

Did you groan?
Yes: 1 votes (100%)
No: 0 votes (0%)
The neighbor heard me: 0 votes (0%)
It made me yawn: 0 votes (0%)
Total Votes: 1